the perfect android phone? Let’s mush these together

23 Sep

Bare bones stuff? NFC, Bluetooth, etc, etc, etc.

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Lenovo lemon x3

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Reason- Obsucure but good looking.dab squidward dabbing dabbing squidward

Build- HTC 10 (Blue color)

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While I kind of beefed on the 10 recently, it’s back and sides are salvageable, but the front is kind of….. let’s say tacky.

Fingerprint Scanner- Nexus 6p

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I love the scanner of the 6p. That’s it. Also it has to be back mounted. HAS TO. Right below the camera.

Screen- Nexus 6p (with retina technology)

Image result for 6p screen'and….Image result for iphone 7 retina

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So yeah. I love the 6p’s screen and the retina is a good addition.

Speakers- Nexus 6pImage result for Nexus 6p speakers

1 word: Stereo.

Nav buttons- on screen and cousom


Why did I choose this? I am picky. that’s it.

Camera- Galaxy note 7

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Just squash the galaxy note 7 camera with p9 stuff.

OS- Pure NougatImage result for Android Nougat

You know why.

Name- JKC Cobra Xp

Well that’s it guys.

Wait! We forgot duriblity and battery life!

Nokia 3310,

while this phone is going to have a 4,000 mh removable battery, the 3310 can survive from, i don’t know, the begining of time to, the end of the world.Same for durabilty.Image result for 3310 broken

Extra features and nesscities:

Required: NFC (duh) and audio jack, usbc, bluetooth 4.0

Extra IP 75 water and dust resistent, Removable battery, self healing

Changed recovery icon to stickman fiddiling with an android saying “ow ow ow”While it says RECOVERY modee at the top and at the bottom stuff that scared me to death when I turned on my mom’s tmobile my tough 4g and thought the sakting androids meant her phone had a virus and the androids were moving out to get away from the heck-

recovery_modeInstead of

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I know it’s the cyanogen one.

Specs- Qualcomm snapdrapon 830, Adreno 530 gpu, 6 gb of Ram, gorilla glass four and of course an added external feature, like a bottom mounted ticker display. and none of these-


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Ah samsung.

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I’ve seen awful chuncky cases with better kickstands.

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Not the self healing but the curve.


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Is that a gba emulator?

The feature? Coustom colors.Image result for cool story bro hercules

But theres one last feature.Image result for wat lady found

and it is……Image result for surprised patrick

Rooting does not void your warranrty, and  you have unroot ability.Image result for sue heck gif

I don’t know how to explain it, so here’s a random image:Image result for nicolas cage face swap



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