The 25 worst video game controllers of all time

2 Mar

25: Nintendo 64

n64

Congratulations 3-handed people, you just got a controller. Well, sorry 2-handed people. The out of place joystick and 3 prongs make it look weird. Use the Hori n64 minipad for a better play.

 

24:

SpaceTec SpaceOrb 360

space flop

At one look this horror  is impossible to use, and overall stupid. thanks a lot.

 

23: Virtual boy controller

tual

At first this controller scares you a little. 2 d-pads, half the controller is never used in gameplay, and it was made for a nightmare of a system.

 

22: Jaguar Controller

dumb jag

How about we order pizza with this? It’s blocky, unsuable, and dumb. Don’t even try Atari.

21: Sega Saturn controller:

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See how it looks like the Sega Dreamcast? Yeah. It’s about the size of Saturn, with the fatness of a 700-pound man eating Mickey D’s.

 

20:

Sega Dreamcast

dreamcast

Here we see a fat sega dreamcast. With the fat stomach and whole for acsesssories, and if you lost one, you had a hole. It was sega’s last controller.

 

19: Resident evil 4 chainsaw

 

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An impossible to play gamecube controller.

 

18. Phillips CDI controllers

ugly

One was a stethoscope, the one shown was a TV remote. The other was a regular controller, but a peice of junk.

17. Ps3 katana

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Impossible to use,only good for decoration.

16: AlphaGrip AG-5 PC Gaming and Text Entry Control

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First of all, it looks awful, is impossible to type text with, and is useless.

 

15. Nintendo Power glove

 

glove

Every kid in the 80’s dreamed about it. Then you got it, and it didn’t work.

14: Hori fighting commander 3

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So impossible to hold. Dosen’t fit your hand.

 

12:PS 3 Wu-Tang logo controller

Wu tang

Sure, the logo looks nice, but this junk dosen’t fit your hand.

11: Intel Gamepad

uglier

Horseshoes anyone? The plastic at the bottom breaks easily, And it looks stupid.

10 Namco driving controller

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It is stupid to use, and badly shaped.

9. ALPS interactive gamepad

alps

Does not fit your hand, and looks horrible.

8.Sega Dreamcast Fishing

castdream

The badly made rod is made so you can relax and look bad.

 

7. UForce

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Back in the days of the NES, things like the UForce were hard to make. So they were un responsive and bad.

6. R.O.B

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If you rember SSB ROB, this is orginal ROB. To be a buddy to ply NES with you,  he was slow and bad.

5. Tony Hawk ride skateboardtony

It was unresponsive, bad, and overpriced.

4.Kinect

kinect

As some of you know, it had bad detection and caused you to twist your ankle playing.

3. Wii bowling ball

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As you know, it was badly stank as a controller. Hard to use.

 

2. The slime

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Bad balance, bad fingering, accounting for bad gameplay.

  1. Nintendo 64 Dual analog

 

 

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Impossiblity meets a controller. That’s it.

 

Well that’s it, see yall. ~Yoshi

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3 Responses to “The 25 worst video game controllers of all time”

  1. TheLinguistGamer April 12, 2016 at 11:05 pm #

    *sees last one*

    Kyrie Eleison! Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…

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